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posted by: Joe's Podhole on Sat, 4/15 09:47 PM EDT
You need to settle down there fatso. If you and Barney are going to hide behind a podcast and make fun of people who can't defend themselves you better be ready to take it from who ever gives it to you when you put your fat ass out in the open in the real world. I have no problem following you around on the net and fucking with you. Apparently I'm not alone. So pipe down and take it you big fat baby. And its not because you're gay either. So don't pull that card out.
I'll bet the demographic of their listeners is hilarious. None of them have been laid yet either.
Kind of like that Star Wars thing the insult comic dog did. Can SOMEBODY please photoshop them boning each other or something? We can make them like those pcitures you see all over the net of the guy looting the Katrina victims, or that little fat asian kid. Or the Star Wars kid. Excpet make it embarassing as hell. PLEASE somebody that is good at that type of thing do it.
Kind of like that Star Wars thing the insult comic dog did. Can SOMEBODY please photoshop them boning each other or something? We can make them like those pcitures you see all over the net of the guy looting the Katrina victims, or that little fat asian kid. Or the Star Wars kid. Excpet make it embarassing as hell. PLEASE somebody that is good at that type of thing do it.
Thanks everyone for all the great comments. Keep listening to the show! Its great to see how much response we have even on here, especially compared to everyone else! I'm glad to see the show has touched so many lives, we must be doing something right.
posted by: Hollywood Adam on Wed, 4/19 11:09 AM EDT
I listened to about 5 minutes and stopped, and then nuked the MP3. These guys are pathetic. They have SERIOUS anger issues (particularly toward women) and as about 100 people have already said, they're simply NOT FUNNY. There is NOTHING redeeming about this podcast.
The truly shocking part for me is that they're actually asking people to BUY THEM NEW GEAR to upgrade their podcast.
Instead, I think they should use that money for therapy. So far, this is THE WORST podcast I have sampled, and I suspect that not matter how many more I listen to, these guys will always have that title.
The truly shocking part for me is that they're actually asking people to BUY THEM NEW GEAR to upgrade their podcast.
Instead, I think they should use that money for therapy. So far, this is THE WORST podcast I have sampled, and I suspect that not matter how many more I listen to, these guys will always have that title.
I agree. It should be called "Nobody Listens to Onions". Its just bad. Plain old bad. Nobody i've talked to has even listened to it. But honeslty, if you were that fat and that short and goofy looking and had never seen a girl naked in real life, that you didn't have to give $1 dollar bills to every 2 minutes to make her stay within 4 feet of you, you'd be angry too.
Hilarious show! Been listening since the beginning when they bashed my own show.
What an honor to be a long listener :P.
Thanks for the laughs over the last 10 months
What an honor to be a long listener :P.
Thanks for the laughs over the last 10 months
posted by: Shooby on Tue, 4/25 09:42 PM EDT
nlo is awesome. and wait get this what they say are jokes. understand except that nick starr is gay
posted by: Really on Tue, 4/25 09:51 PM EDT
I'm a big fan and never miss an epsiode. Very, very funny. It's just comedy folks, relax. I do miss Nick on the show though. Keep up the great work and lotsa luck with planning the new studio. And FYGA.
posted by: Franklin McMahon on Tue, 4/25 09:53 PM EDT
NLO... Better than your mom.
Maybe.
Maybe.
posted by: saint kate on Tue, 4/25 09:54 PM EDT
kxflo;pedlkr m l4vl rekj,e ol23fo34
My 6 month old typed that.
NLO Rocks!
My 6 month old typed that.
NLO Rocks!
posted by: Danthol on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
Dorks.
posted by: James Martin on Sat, 4/15 10:45 PM EDT
Nobody likes dinks. I'd like the Fred guy to hunch the Barney guy and then I wish they'd video podcast that. It would be the first time either of them have ever seen someone their own age nude.
In person I mean.
KH
posted by: Kevin H on Sat, 4/15 10:55 PM EDT
I'll be there is a door on the back of the fat one, and the little short one climbs in and works him like a robot.
C Blevins
posted by: Chris B. on Sat, 4/15 11:07 PM EDT
I think sending a few links to podcasts that focus on health and weight loss are in order here. This is what happens when you put brown gravy on your white gravy.
posted by: Mark Argenta on Sun, 4/16 03:32 PM EDT
Or having bacon on your bacon and cheese pile. I think the short one is showing the thumb he makes love to the big one with.
posted by: Travis L on Sun, 4/16 04:54 PM EDT
The "short one" is six feet tall. Now all of you douche bags line up in the alley to meet the "tall one".
posted by: NLO Army on Sun, 4/16 07:46 PM EDT
Is that where he wants to meet us to make love to us or is that what you call your little wee wee?
KH
posted by: Kevin H on Sun, 4/16 08:13 PM EDT
What is NLO Army? Nambla-Loves-? I can't figure it out. And I think you mean "fat one" not "tall one".
posted by: Mark Argenta on Sun, 4/16 09:58 PM EDT
You need to settle down there fatso. If you and Barney are going to hide behind a podcast and make fun of people who can't defend themselves you better be ready to take it from who ever gives it to you when you put your fat ass out in the open in the real world. I have no problem following you around on the net and fucking with you. Apparently I'm not alone. So pipe down and take it you big fat baby. And its not because you're gay either. So don't pull that card out.
posted by: Dwight S. on Sun, 4/16 10:06 PM EDT
I'm giving you a standing ovation Dwight! Don't dish it out if you can't take it!
LW
posted by: Lisa Walden on Sun, 4/16 10:13 PM EDT
Ditto. Frickin rats.
posted by: Eric Ledell on Mon, 4/17 02:40 AM EDT
I agree. Also, Karma is very powerful when you are an asshole. To bring it full circle, nobody likes dorks. Fred and Barney are dorks.
NLD Army
posted by: Shane Elkins on Mon, 4/17 10:52 AM EDT
Hehehe... No kidding.
posted by: DS on Mon, 4/17 12:58 PM EDT
Dumbshits.
posted by: B Meade on Mon, 4/17 04:33 PM EDT
I'll bet the demographic of their listeners is hilarious. None of them have been laid yet either.
Kind of like that Star Wars thing the insult comic dog did. Can SOMEBODY please photoshop them boning each other or something? We can make them like those pcitures you see all over the net of the guy looting the Katrina victims, or that little fat asian kid. Or the Star Wars kid. Excpet make it embarassing as hell. PLEASE somebody that is good at that type of thing do it.
posted by: Scott H on Mon, 4/17 08:27 PM EDT
I'm on it...
: )
MH
posted by: Mike Holt on Mon, 4/17 11:34 PM EDT
OK, I've got a number you can call and I will collect the things anybody wants to say about the dorks.
I'll hook up a place for everyone to listen. Get the photos ready. Here is the number.
206-984-DORK
This will be good,
HK
posted by: HK on Mon, 4/17 11:43 PM EDT
Low brow comedy at its finest... these guys should hook up with larry the cable guy.
posted by: Andy on Tue, 4/18 04:57 PM EDT
Larry the cable guy's bits are like an IBM marketing meeting compared to these dinks. Just not funny. Its pitiful. I only listened to about 5 minutes of it and if you're laughing at each other at the things that aren't even funny... what is that?
Yuk
posted by: Patrick M on Tue, 4/18 10:24 PM EDT
Thanks everyone for all the great comments. Keep listening to the show! Its great to see how much response we have even on here, especially compared to everyone else! I'm glad to see the show has touched so many lives, we must be doing something right.
posted by: Hollywood Adam on Wed, 4/19 11:09 AM EDT
Yeah. You're gonna see how many lives you're gonna touch with these pictures when I'm finished. Can't wait for you to see them! Tell Bam Bam hi. Please clean your douche bag.
posted by: Jim on Wed, 4/19 11:34 AM EDT
"Wait until you see these pictures I'm spending tons of time on because I'm a real winner. That will show you how dumb you are."
Way to "get them".
posted by: 3mpire on Wed, 4/19 02:20 PM EDT
Adam. Your IP adress dude. Nice try but you're busted.
posted by: Robert on Wed, 4/19 04:19 PM EDT
3mpire, that's THE worst imitation of "somebody, but not me!" I've EVER seen attempted. Wow that is bad.
posted by: MN on Wed, 4/19 04:41 PM EDT
In MY photos everybody will be "getting them".
: )
posted by: Pat on Wed, 4/19 05:28 PM EDT
NLO is funny as fuck.
posted by: Jake on Thu, 4/20 08:06 AM EDT
Oh please.
posted by: Ron on Thu, 4/20 05:48 PM EDT
Like there's people out there that call your show "NLO". Right.
posted by: JM on Thu, 4/20 08:31 PM EDT
These guys are like every morning show in America... only not as funny...
posted by: Andy on Fri, 4/21 12:31 PM EDT
Uh,no they aren't. They're not like morning shows and they're not funny either. If ANYBODY has listened to a whole show, then I would completley stupified.
posted by: John R on Fri, 4/21 06:31 PM EDT
I listened to about 5 minutes and stopped, and then nuked the MP3. These guys are pathetic. They have SERIOUS anger issues (particularly toward women) and as about 100 people have already said, they're simply NOT FUNNY. There is NOTHING redeeming about this podcast.
The truly shocking part for me is that they're actually asking people to BUY THEM NEW GEAR to upgrade their podcast.
Instead, I think they should use that money for therapy. So far, this is THE WORST podcast I have sampled, and I suspect that not matter how many more I listen to, these guys will always have that title.
posted by: Vincente on Sat, 4/22 02:29 PM EDT
I agree. It should be called "Nobody Listens to Onions". Its just bad. Plain old bad. Nobody i've talked to has even listened to it. But honeslty, if you were that fat and that short and goofy looking and had never seen a girl naked in real life, that you didn't have to give $1 dollar bills to every 2 minutes to make her stay within 4 feet of you, you'd be angry too.
posted by: Carl T on Sun, 4/23 12:03 AM EDT
I agree with the above comments... this show is worthless... they seem to have a lot of listeners though. I don't know why, honestly.
posted by: Schooly D. on Sun, 4/23 11:53 AM EDT
Couldn't tell you either. I've never listened.
Tim S
posted by: Tim on Mon, 4/24 01:02 PM EDT
Fucking idiots.
posted by: Ray on Mon, 4/24 09:25 PM EDT
Dumbshits.
posted by: Ricky on Mon, 4/24 11:59 PM EDT
Making fun of those killed in the trade towers when we were attacked is classless. Karma can be a real bitch fellas. Buckle up. Its on its way.
posted by: Ron B on Tue, 4/25 01:07 AM EDT
Maybe they so popular because everyone keeps talking about them.
posted by: Ron on Tue, 4/25 08:39 AM EDT
Uh, maybe you're an idiot fatso. Quit coming on here like you're somebody else. You're just making it worse. Shit man.
posted by: Tim on Tue, 4/25 12:27 PM EDT
I love the cock!
posted by: Nick Starr on Tue, 4/25 09:40 PM EDT
This podcast is so popular b/c it's #$%$#%ing funny idiots
posted by: revenant on Tue, 4/25 09:41 PM EDT
This show is awesome, there is a small group of haters, but that is true of all things. NLO Rocks if you have an open sense of humor.
You are all stupid
posted by: SAMDHA on Tue, 4/25 09:41 PM EDT
Hilarious show! Been listening since the beginning when they bashed my own show.
What an honor to be a long listener :P.
Thanks for the laughs over the last 10 months
posted by: Shooby on Tue, 4/25 09:42 PM EDT
Love NLO!
posted by: Sammi on Tue, 4/25 09:50 PM EDT
nlo is awesome. and wait get this what they say are jokes. understand except that nick starr is gay
posted by: Really on Tue, 4/25 09:51 PM EDT
BEST FUCKING SHOW ON EARTH
posted by: Tyrael on Tue, 4/25 09:52 PM EDT
Best show ever. @#$% the rest.
posted by: bgeek on Tue, 4/25 09:52 PM EDT
Best show ever!
posted by: Marco on Tue, 4/25 09:52 PM EDT
I'm a big fan and never miss an epsiode. Very, very funny. It's just comedy folks, relax. I do miss Nick on the show though. Keep up the great work and lotsa luck with planning the new studio. And FYGA.
posted by: Franklin McMahon on Tue, 4/25 09:53 PM EDT
NLO Rocks, these guys are creative, funny and smart. Dont listen to the haters folks. Best show on the 'net.
And Nick Starr does indeed love the cock.
posted by: Comicbookguy on Tue, 4/25 09:53 PM EDT
AWESOME SHIT!
posted by: Jimmy on Tue, 4/25 09:53 PM EDT
This is the only show worth my time. Fo sho.
Aaaaand FUCK YOU GAY ADAM.
posted by: Jessica on Tue, 4/25 09:54 PM EDT
NLO... Better than your mom.
Maybe.
posted by: saint kate on Tue, 4/25 09:54 PM EDT
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THIS IS
posted by: mr.mom on Tue, 4/25 09:55 PM EDT
I love the show guys. Keep it up and yes, we do call it NLO.
posted by: Lucas Kollauf on Tue, 4/25 09:55 PM EDT
NLO makes me SMILE and ppl who talk shit about them dont know good comedy if Nick Starr came up and sucked their cock!!
posted by: NaNcY on Tue, 4/25 09:55 PM EDT
patrick is soo fucking hot ass evrywhere so hot
posted by: rct freak on Tue, 4/25 09:56 PM EDT
best show on the net i listen to it all day
posted by: jimbob on Tue, 4/25 09:57 PM EDT
adam and patrick are so cute i want to suck them both all night long
posted by: Jamie on Tue, 4/25 09:58 PM EDT
a fat man a queer a mexican and a metro= comic gold
posted by: chris on Tue, 4/25 10:00 PM EDT
BEST FUCKING PODCAST IN THE FUCKING PODOSPHERE PEOW PEOW JOKES, CONTENT, FUNNY, SHOCK COLLARS, THEY GOT 'EM!
posted by: SSX19 on Tue, 4/25 10:04 PM EDT
NLO IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
posted by: mr.coke on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
fuckin awesome show... fuck you gay adam
posted by: Marco on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
Nobody Likes Susan Miller!
We
posted by: Dave on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
Nlo fucking rules, and that is an official decree by a space god
--xenu, master of space...and your asshole
posted by: Evil Lord Xenu on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
I love you. Except Mr. G, but I guess it isn't entirely his fault he's mexican.
posted by: Mike Hunt on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
This show is fucking hilarious. Anyone who thinks this show is awful doesn't know how to take a fucking joke.
Great show guys, keep it up.
posted by: C-Flash on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
Funniest fat guy I know. I love me some NLO.
posted by: itsbecca on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
NLO is the fucking shit. Anyone who says otherwise is a cuntbag.
posted by: Vega87 on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
NLO ROCKS MY FUCKING BALLS. MY BALLS FELL OFF FROM ROCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by: MAAACABE on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
NLO ROCKS MY SOXS!!!
posted by: Jrock on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
PEOW PEOW PEOW LAZERS. PRATTLE? BEST SHOW EVER. NLO ROCKS
posted by: crap on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
Fuck these nigger-lovers.
posted by: Ross on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
kxflo;pedlkr m l4vl rekj,e ol23fo34
My 6 month old typed that.
NLO Rocks!
posted by: Danthol on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
NLO is awesome.NLO is the best podcast ever and nick starr is gay.
posted by: awesom on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
nlo is the best podcast ever
posted by: MORMON KILLER on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
NLO is the only thing that doesn't make me cry.
posted by: Baby Jesus on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
yeah, pretty much the best podcast ever. wait, it is the best podcast ever. ever. ever. ever? ever. ever? ever.... prattle
posted by: cheezemonkey on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
nlo kills all podcasts
posted by: killer on Tue, 4/25 10:08 PM EDT
nlo is better than sex.
posted by: MOH on Tue, 4/25 10:08 PM EDT
Ass everywhere. oh.
so hot!
posted by: Nick Starr on Tue, 4/25 10:09 PM EDT
Nobody Likes Onions is the only podcast I listen to. Great job guys!
posted by: Robert on Tue, 4/25 10:09 PM EDT
nlo is like awesome
posted by: josh on Tue, 4/25 10:11 PM EDT
NLO is the best podcast around. Every other podcast is like gouging my eyeballs with a dull spoon.
posted by: Blindy McGee on Tue, 4/25 10:12 PM EDT
nlo is awesome
posted by: mathhew on Tue, 4/25 10:14 PM EDT
I would totally suck Massa Melton's cock for some food and water.
posted by: SSX19 on Tue, 4/25 10:17 PM EDT
500 comments?
Yessssir
posted by: Jrock on Tue, 4/25 10:20 PM EDT
posted by: James Martin on Sat, 4/15 10:45 PM EDT
Nobody likes dinks. I'd like the Fred guy to hunch the Barney guy and then I wish they'd video podcast that. It would be the first time either of them have ever seen someone their own age nude.
In person I mean.
KH
posted by: Kevin H on Sat, 4/15 10:55 PM EDT
I'll be there is a door on the back of the fat one, and the little short one climbs in and works him like a robot.
C Blevins
posted by: Chris B. on Sat, 4/15 11:07 PM EDT
I think sending a few links to podcasts that focus on health and weight loss are in order here. This is what happens when you put brown gravy on your white gravy.
posted by: Mark Argenta on Sun, 4/16 03:32 PM EDT
Or having bacon on your bacon and cheese pile. I think the short one is showing the thumb he makes love to the big one with.
posted by: Travis L on Sun, 4/16 04:54 PM EDT
The "short one" is six feet tall. Now all of you douche bags line up in the alley to meet the "tall one".
posted by: NLO Army on Sun, 4/16 07:46 PM EDT
Is that where he wants to meet us to make love to us or is that what you call your little wee wee?
KH
posted by: Kevin H on Sun, 4/16 08:13 PM EDT
What is NLO Army? Nambla-Loves-? I can't figure it out. And I think you mean "fat one" not "tall one".
posted by: Mark Argenta on Sun, 4/16 09:58 PM EDT
You need to settle down there fatso. If you and Barney are going to hide behind a podcast and make fun of people who can't defend themselves you better be ready to take it from who ever gives it to you when you put your fat ass out in the open in the real world. I have no problem following you around on the net and fucking with you. Apparently I'm not alone. So pipe down and take it you big fat baby. And its not because you're gay either. So don't pull that card out.
posted by: Dwight S. on Sun, 4/16 10:06 PM EDT
I'm giving you a standing ovation Dwight! Don't dish it out if you can't take it!
LW
posted by: Lisa Walden on Sun, 4/16 10:13 PM EDT
Ditto. Frickin rats.
posted by: Eric Ledell on Mon, 4/17 02:40 AM EDT
I agree. Also, Karma is very powerful when you are an asshole. To bring it full circle, nobody likes dorks. Fred and Barney are dorks.
NLD Army
posted by: Shane Elkins on Mon, 4/17 10:52 AM EDT
Hehehe... No kidding.
posted by: DS on Mon, 4/17 12:58 PM EDT
Dumbshits.
posted by: B Meade on Mon, 4/17 04:33 PM EDT
I'll bet the demographic of their listeners is hilarious. None of them have been laid yet either.
Kind of like that Star Wars thing the insult comic dog did. Can SOMEBODY please photoshop them boning each other or something? We can make them like those pcitures you see all over the net of the guy looting the Katrina victims, or that little fat asian kid. Or the Star Wars kid. Excpet make it embarassing as hell. PLEASE somebody that is good at that type of thing do it.
posted by: Scott H on Mon, 4/17 08:27 PM EDT
I'm on it...
: )
MH
posted by: Mike Holt on Mon, 4/17 11:34 PM EDT
OK, I've got a number you can call and I will collect the things anybody wants to say about the dorks.
I'll hook up a place for everyone to listen. Get the photos ready. Here is the number.
206-984-DORK
This will be good,
HK
posted by: HK on Mon, 4/17 11:43 PM EDT
Low brow comedy at its finest... these guys should hook up with larry the cable guy.
posted by: Andy on Tue, 4/18 04:57 PM EDT
Larry the cable guy's bits are like an IBM marketing meeting compared to these dinks. Just not funny. Its pitiful. I only listened to about 5 minutes of it and if you're laughing at each other at the things that aren't even funny... what is that?
Yuk
posted by: Patrick M on Tue, 4/18 10:24 PM EDT
Thanks everyone for all the great comments. Keep listening to the show! Its great to see how much response we have even on here, especially compared to everyone else! I'm glad to see the show has touched so many lives, we must be doing something right.
posted by: Hollywood Adam on Wed, 4/19 11:09 AM EDT
Yeah. You're gonna see how many lives you're gonna touch with these pictures when I'm finished. Can't wait for you to see them! Tell Bam Bam hi. Please clean your douche bag.
posted by: Jim on Wed, 4/19 11:34 AM EDT
"Wait until you see these pictures I'm spending tons of time on because I'm a real winner. That will show you how dumb you are."
Way to "get them".
posted by: 3mpire on Wed, 4/19 02:20 PM EDT
Adam. Your IP adress dude. Nice try but you're busted.
posted by: Robert on Wed, 4/19 04:19 PM EDT
3mpire, that's THE worst imitation of "somebody, but not me!" I've EVER seen attempted. Wow that is bad.
posted by: MN on Wed, 4/19 04:41 PM EDT
In MY photos everybody will be "getting them".
: )
posted by: Pat on Wed, 4/19 05:28 PM EDT
NLO is funny as fuck.
posted by: Jake on Thu, 4/20 08:06 AM EDT
Oh please.
posted by: Ron on Thu, 4/20 05:48 PM EDT
Like there's people out there that call your show "NLO". Right.
posted by: JM on Thu, 4/20 08:31 PM EDT
These guys are like every morning show in America... only not as funny...
posted by: Andy on Fri, 4/21 12:31 PM EDT
Uh,no they aren't. They're not like morning shows and they're not funny either. If ANYBODY has listened to a whole show, then I would completley stupified.
posted by: John R on Fri, 4/21 06:31 PM EDT
I listened to about 5 minutes and stopped, and then nuked the MP3. These guys are pathetic. They have SERIOUS anger issues (particularly toward women) and as about 100 people have already said, they're simply NOT FUNNY. There is NOTHING redeeming about this podcast.
The truly shocking part for me is that they're actually asking people to BUY THEM NEW GEAR to upgrade their podcast.
Instead, I think they should use that money for therapy. So far, this is THE WORST podcast I have sampled, and I suspect that not matter how many more I listen to, these guys will always have that title.
posted by: Vincente on Sat, 4/22 02:29 PM EDT
I agree. It should be called "Nobody Listens to Onions". Its just bad. Plain old bad. Nobody i've talked to has even listened to it. But honeslty, if you were that fat and that short and goofy looking and had never seen a girl naked in real life, that you didn't have to give $1 dollar bills to every 2 minutes to make her stay within 4 feet of you, you'd be angry too.
posted by: Carl T on Sun, 4/23 12:03 AM EDT
I agree with the above comments... this show is worthless... they seem to have a lot of listeners though. I don't know why, honestly.
posted by: Schooly D. on Sun, 4/23 11:53 AM EDT
Couldn't tell you either. I've never listened.
Tim S
posted by: Tim on Mon, 4/24 01:02 PM EDT
Fucking idiots.
posted by: Ray on Mon, 4/24 09:25 PM EDT
Dumbshits.
posted by: Ricky on Mon, 4/24 11:59 PM EDT
Making fun of those killed in the trade towers when we were attacked is classless. Karma can be a real bitch fellas. Buckle up. Its on its way.
posted by: Ron B on Tue, 4/25 01:07 AM EDT
Maybe they so popular because everyone keeps talking about them.
posted by: Ron on Tue, 4/25 08:39 AM EDT
Uh, maybe you're an idiot fatso. Quit coming on here like you're somebody else. You're just making it worse. Shit man.
posted by: Tim on Tue, 4/25 12:27 PM EDT
I love the cock!
posted by: Nick Starr on Tue, 4/25 09:40 PM EDT
This podcast is so popular b/c it's #$%$#%ing funny idiots
posted by: revenant on Tue, 4/25 09:41 PM EDT
This show is awesome, there is a small group of haters, but that is true of all things. NLO Rocks if you have an open sense of humor.
You are all stupid
posted by: SAMDHA on Tue, 4/25 09:41 PM EDT
Hilarious show! Been listening since the beginning when they bashed my own show.
What an honor to be a long listener :P.
Thanks for the laughs over the last 10 months
posted by: Shooby on Tue, 4/25 09:42 PM EDT
Love NLO!
posted by: Sammi on Tue, 4/25 09:50 PM EDT
nlo is awesome. and wait get this what they say are jokes. understand except that nick starr is gay
posted by: Really on Tue, 4/25 09:51 PM EDT
BEST FUCKING SHOW ON EARTH
posted by: Tyrael on Tue, 4/25 09:52 PM EDT
Best show ever. @#$% the rest.
posted by: bgeek on Tue, 4/25 09:52 PM EDT
Best show ever!
posted by: Marco on Tue, 4/25 09:52 PM EDT
I'm a big fan and never miss an epsiode. Very, very funny. It's just comedy folks, relax. I do miss Nick on the show though. Keep up the great work and lotsa luck with planning the new studio. And FYGA.
posted by: Franklin McMahon on Tue, 4/25 09:53 PM EDT
NLO Rocks, these guys are creative, funny and smart. Dont listen to the haters folks. Best show on the 'net.
And Nick Starr does indeed love the cock.
posted by: Comicbookguy on Tue, 4/25 09:53 PM EDT
AWESOME SHIT!
posted by: Jimmy on Tue, 4/25 09:53 PM EDT
This is the only show worth my time. Fo sho.
Aaaaand FUCK YOU GAY ADAM.
posted by: Jessica on Tue, 4/25 09:54 PM EDT
NLO... Better than your mom.
Maybe.
posted by: saint kate on Tue, 4/25 09:54 PM EDT
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THIS IS
posted by: mr.mom on Tue, 4/25 09:55 PM EDT
I love the show guys. Keep it up and yes, we do call it NLO.
posted by: Lucas Kollauf on Tue, 4/25 09:55 PM EDT
NLO makes me SMILE and ppl who talk shit about them dont know good comedy if Nick Starr came up and sucked their cock!!
posted by: NaNcY on Tue, 4/25 09:55 PM EDT
patrick is soo fucking hot ass evrywhere so hot
posted by: rct freak on Tue, 4/25 09:56 PM EDT
best show on the net i listen to it all day
posted by: jimbob on Tue, 4/25 09:57 PM EDT
adam and patrick are so cute i want to suck them both all night long
posted by: Jamie on Tue, 4/25 09:58 PM EDT
a fat man a queer a mexican and a metro= comic gold
posted by: chris on Tue, 4/25 10:00 PM EDT
BEST FUCKING PODCAST IN THE FUCKING PODOSPHERE PEOW PEOW JOKES, CONTENT, FUNNY, SHOCK COLLARS, THEY GOT 'EM!
posted by: SSX19 on Tue, 4/25 10:04 PM EDT
NLO IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
posted by: mr.coke on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
fuckin awesome show... fuck you gay adam
posted by: Marco on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
Nobody Likes Susan Miller!
We
posted by: Dave on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
Nlo fucking rules, and that is an official decree by a space god
--xenu, master of space...and your asshole
posted by: Evil Lord Xenu on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
I love you. Except Mr. G, but I guess it isn't entirely his fault he's mexican.
posted by: Mike Hunt on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
This show is fucking hilarious. Anyone who thinks this show is awful doesn't know how to take a fucking joke.
Great show guys, keep it up.
posted by: C-Flash on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
Funniest fat guy I know. I love me some NLO.
posted by: itsbecca on Tue, 4/25 10:05 PM EDT
NLO is the fucking shit. Anyone who says otherwise is a cuntbag.
posted by: Vega87 on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
NLO ROCKS MY FUCKING BALLS. MY BALLS FELL OFF FROM ROCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by: MAAACABE on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
NLO ROCKS MY SOXS!!!
posted by: Jrock on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
PEOW PEOW PEOW LAZERS. PRATTLE? BEST SHOW EVER. NLO ROCKS
posted by: crap on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
Fuck these nigger-lovers.
posted by: Ross on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
kxflo;pedlkr m l4vl rekj,e ol23fo34
My 6 month old typed that.
NLO Rocks!
posted by: Danthol on Tue, 4/25 10:06 PM EDT
NLO is awesome.NLO is the best podcast ever and nick starr is gay.
posted by: awesom on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
nlo is the best podcast ever
posted by: MORMON KILLER on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
NLO is the only thing that doesn't make me cry.
posted by: Baby Jesus on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
yeah, pretty much the best podcast ever. wait, it is the best podcast ever. ever. ever. ever? ever. ever? ever.... prattle
posted by: cheezemonkey on Tue, 4/25 10:07 PM EDT
nlo kills all podcasts
posted by: killer on Tue, 4/25 10:08 PM EDT
nlo is better than sex.
posted by: MOH on Tue, 4/25 10:08 PM EDT
Ass everywhere. oh.
so hot!
posted by: Nick Starr on Tue, 4/25 10:09 PM EDT
Nobody Likes Onions is the only podcast I listen to. Great job guys!
posted by: Robert on Tue, 4/25 10:09 PM EDT
nlo is like awesome
posted by: josh on Tue, 4/25 10:11 PM EDT
NLO is the best podcast around. Every other podcast is like gouging my eyeballs with a dull spoon.
posted by: Blindy McGee on Tue, 4/25 10:12 PM EDT
nlo is awesome
posted by: mathhew on Tue, 4/25 10:14 PM EDT
I would totally suck Massa Melton's cock for some food and water.
posted by: SSX19 on Tue, 4/25 10:17 PM EDT
500 comments?
Yessssir
posted by: Jrock on Tue, 4/25 10:20 PM EDT
NLO kicks ass(don't worry Patrick the army is on it)
posted by: NLOkicksass on Tue, 4/25 10:20 PM EDT
I can't believe we have to wait two weeks :(
posted by: bkbkbk on Tue, 4/25 10:22 PM EDT
I'm so fucking hungry, but NLO live is on.
Must starve myself for NLO.
Must starve myself for NLO.
posted by: brianisinyou on Tue, 4/25 10:50 PM EDT
Type 2, 4 lyfe!
posted by: peter on Tue, 4/25 10:51 PM EDT
Nobody likes onions made me start flossing again!
posted by: ant number 299 on Tue, 4/25 10:52 PM EDT
Yo, you guys got mad hits. Keep giving us those great casts!
Jason the Other Half
www.thehalfshow.com
Jason the Other Half
www.thehalfshow.com
posted by: Jason on Tue, 4/25 11:29 PM EDT
NLO fucking rocks. I'm a fellow podcaster and I wish I was 1/10 as funny as this show. You monkeys who go on and on about this being moronic comedy don't have the brain capacity to recognize layers. Layers? Layers.
Contrary to popular belief comedy is not subjective. If you don't think this is funny please kill yourself.
Contrary to popular belief comedy is not subjective. If you don't think this is funny please kill yourself.
posted by: PodcastRant.com on Thu, 4/27 10:03 AM EDT
Sup nigs, its the kid from the first 14 seconds of episode 29, NLO ROCKS!
posted by: Zander on Thu, 4/27 02:38 PM EDT
Some words of wisdom from the biggest Ant of them all:
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a Superstar
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
NLO Ant Army all up in your hizzie hizzie!!!
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a Superstar
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
NLO Ant Army all up in your hizzie hizzie!!!
posted by: Prof Bestestes on Thu, 4/27 03:02 PM EDT
NLO Saved my life! It can save yours too! It really works!
My penis grew from 1 inch to over 4 inches in just 5 minutes.
I want to have a sex change, and have Patricks baby.
Oh and Nick Starr loves the cock.
Fuck you gay Adam
My penis grew from 1 inch to over 4 inches in just 5 minutes.
I want to have a sex change, and have Patricks baby.
Oh and Nick Starr loves the cock.
Fuck you gay Adam
posted by: Hardin_long on Thu, 4/27 05:29 PM EDT
I hate you. Stop making fun of me.
posted by: Rob Trencheny on Fri, 4/28 04:26 AM EDT
nobody likes onions. i like onions and i love nobody like onions... er... i've lost myself
JPP
JPP
posted by: Jay on Fri, 4/28 04:10 PM EDT
I like the cock!................. a lot, especially in my mouth
posted by: Colby Longmire (Halifax, NS) on Sat, 4/29 05:23 PM EDT
NLO is sweet...
posted by: Ben Harris on Sat, 4/29 07:16 PM EDT
woot for NLO
posted by: El Nacho on Mon, 5/1 12:51 AM EDT
First, there was the frankfurter. Then the bratwurst. Then the salami. Then the kielbasa. Then the hot dog. Then the wiener. Then the knackwurst. Then bologna. Then the Thüringer. Then the kishka. Then the chorizo. Then the mettwurst. Then the tofu pup.
Now there's NLO. Welcome to the 21st century, bitches. FYGA.
Now there's NLO. Welcome to the 21st century, bitches. FYGA.
Patrick for president. NLO rocks
posted by: Allison on Fri, 5/5 01:35 PM EDT
NLO is the best comedy podcast out there!
posted by: Steve on Fri, 5/5 03:01 PM EDT
NLO is awesome. LOL ESCAPEPOD LOL!
posted by: Connor Rice on Sat, 5/6 08:01 PM EDT
If you mean the same way the fat one is obsessed with doughnuts and masterbating, then no. And the same thing for the short one except for sticking his thumb up his ass and smelling it, and whacking on on his wife while she sleeps because she won't fuck him or give him a handjob, then no. What's your obsession? Porn? Children? What is it dumb ass, come on.
I think the funniest, most pitiful thing is that fatty and shorty really think, and I mean actually BELIEVE that some day, some way they are going to get on real radio and actually make money as "NLO". HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! THAT is funny! Sad, but funny. Come on fatty. Tell me you don't believe that. HA!
Since you're so into degrading yourselves, I'll give you $40 and a pat on the back if the short one will poop on a paper plate and then let the fat one put his finger in it and give himself a "Got Poop?" mustache and then buys a pack of cigarettes at the closest mini-mart while wearing it. You need to listen to Bill Hicks to understand WHY you're not funny.
No. They suck. Say whatever you want. They suck. I don't listen. I did once. This isn't a Howard Stern thing "I listen and I hate them!" They suck. It doesn't matter what you say. Or anybody else. When the fat one wakes up, masterbates, throws his wiping sock/shirt in the floor, then farts real big and then goes into the bathroom, shits and goes right ito the kitchen and eats... whatever it is somebody that fat eats, he needs to believe his podcast will one day be more than a podcast with 500 listeners and on a good day maybe 1000. It will not. He'll end up with diabetes, making electrical boxes for $5 an hour like his father. The same for the short one. That's the way Karma works. That's why the fat one is lonley and the short one fucked that stripper/whore. Is my indentity getting any clearer now?
Carl
Carl
i am a proud member of the NLO army. they're awesome.
posted by: Erin on Tue, 5/9 05:24 PM EDT
Ha ha, no Carl you can't call me, you freaky fuck. You just seem desperate for self-expression, seeing that you've co-opted this comments page as your own little "I Hate NLO" blog.
Patrick OBVIOUSLY said something that pissed you off, what was it? Whatever it was, I bet it was really funny.
Also you should really get off this thing of accusing everyone who posts positively on here as being Patrick. Whether you like the show or not, their popularity is undeniable. You've already proven yourself to be a dumbass, why make it worse?
Patrick OBVIOUSLY said something that pissed you off, what was it? Whatever it was, I bet it was really funny.
Also you should really get off this thing of accusing everyone who posts positively on here as being Patrick. Whether you like the show or not, their popularity is undeniable. You've already proven yourself to be a dumbass, why make it worse?
Dude, you're making yourself look like an ignorant fuck, Carl. Ok, you don't like the show. That's great. But A LOT of people do. That's great that you don't think it's funny, different people have different tastes in humor, but why do you feel the need to seriously come back here everyday and leave a new comment rebutting everything that people say?
You don't like the show. You don't think it's funny.
We get it.
You don't like the show. You don't think it's funny.
We get it.
Well, well, well. What's your name fatty? (Like I don't know who wrote that.) Why do you jump in the frey out of nowhere with an opinion? Hmmmmmm. OK fatso. You're busted again. Get a grip dude. I just want to take this oppertunity to thank everybody who has listened to me here and commented. Thank you for reading my thoughts and for letting this be my blog. Thanks to all of you. And fuck you fatso and stupid.
Carl, you don't know who wrote that you stupid fuck. So keep calling me a fatso - I'm not fat so it doesn't bother me in the least if you do so. I jumped in the frey out of nowhere becuase like R Kelly I get off on pissing on ppl, and that's what I'm doing to you - verbal piss. Drink up Carl, fucking dumbass.
Uh... yeah. "Verbal piss". I don't think so fatty.
Nice try. Go piss on your mother some more. What's your name by the way? Does your mother call you "fatty" when you piss on her? Is that what makes you feel like a big boy? When you do the "verbal piss" thing you're talking about? What's your name? You sound so confident with what you're saying, let's have your name. Or did the wind blow your "verbal piss" back in your fat face? "Verbal piss". Give me a fucking break fatso. Damn that was a bad try. Another try perhaps?
I await your next dumb ass, uneducated volley, as well as your name. (Or don't post again on my blog you chicken shit.)
Carl
Nice try. Go piss on your mother some more. What's your name by the way? Does your mother call you "fatty" when you piss on her? Is that what makes you feel like a big boy? When you do the "verbal piss" thing you're talking about? What's your name? You sound so confident with what you're saying, let's have your name. Or did the wind blow your "verbal piss" back in your fat face? "Verbal piss". Give me a fucking break fatso. Damn that was a bad try. Another try perhaps?
I await your next dumb ass, uneducated volley, as well as your name. (Or don't post again on my blog you chicken shit.)
Carl
A bad try was it? I'm not the one repeating myself like a retard about the fat thing. But wait...
Fuck!!! You got me Carl, your mom does call me fatty when I piss on her face. Shit! My cover is blown, I guess now you can just ask her what my name is. Wtf do you care what is? Well, if it helps get you off when you're banging your mom, ok then, my name is Lev.
Fuck!!! You got me Carl, your mom does call me fatty when I piss on her face. Shit! My cover is blown, I guess now you can just ask her what my name is. Wtf do you care what is? Well, if it helps get you off when you're banging your mom, ok then, my name is Lev.
Lev? Lev? What the fuck does that mean? Sounds like your dad was jacking off and at the last minute your mom sat on it, and they named you Lev as a joke. I'll bet you said this a lot when you were in school... "Hey fellas, come on, that hurts!" Lev. Ha! What a douche name. Now stay off my blog!
It's a perfectly normal Russian name.
Hmmm... what's this about "Hey fellas, come on, that hurts!" Looks like we finally get an insight into why Carl is such an insecure ass licking cunt. Did your friends/brothers/uncles have a little Carl orgy session? Interesting...
Btw, I hijacked this page and it's my blog now. Find a new place to make an ass of yourself - I hear the Dawn and Drew page is available.
Hmmm... what's this about "Hey fellas, come on, that hurts!" Looks like we finally get an insight into why Carl is such an insecure ass licking cunt. Did your friends/brothers/uncles have a little Carl orgy session? Interesting...
Btw, I hijacked this page and it's my blog now. Find a new place to make an ass of yourself - I hear the Dawn and Drew page is available.
Commie eh? That sure explains a lot. Lame. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I'm sure after you mother was finished sucking Satan's cock she spit the spooge in your dad's mouth and then he spit it in the milk man's mouth and then he licked her cunt and spit it in there after taking your sister's hand off it. The the milk man gets all horny again and fucks your sister at about the same time you dog mounts your mom and your dad kind of laughs as he tries in vain to finish his White Power monologue. Then the plumber steps in and says "This is the wildest thing I've ever been a part of! If the whore gets preggo named the bastard "Lev" because that's what you call it when the milk man spits spooge in a whore's cunt!" 9 months later little pin headed Lev reared his tiny pointed head. That's when your dad said "Let me cum in his mouth and this thing will have gone full circle!" And Satan said "You all are gross! But yeah, let's do it!" THAT was the 1st time your dad came in your mouth and started you down the road to "being in charge" of your life and that's why you think "verbal piss" is kinda cool because you think it makes you sound smart even though its really not even a shitty come back. Pardon the pun. Anyway, I'll make sure Dawn and Drew read my blog here. Fatso? Shorty? No comments? Amazing. Just "Lev" commenting on my blog. Hmmmm. I wonder what THAT means? What do you bet the fat one chimes in soon to show he's not Lev? Hmmm. This is getting interesting...
Stay off my blog "Lev". Seriously.
Stay off my blog "Lev". Seriously.
Carl: "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
*yawn*
*yawn*
No. If I were to tell the aristorats joke I would have ended it with "The Aristocrats!" You really need to get to a real doctor to check on your falling asleep while reading less than a paragraph of humor. And then go take an improv class so you'll at least have something semi-humorous to use for your come backs. I think I'll re-name you "Giz". Yeah. Giz is good. OK, Giz, come back soon for my next post! Tell fatso and gay shorty I said hello. Like you're not the fat one ; )
Carl
Carl's Blog
Carl
Carl's Blog
Jesus Christ, help me deal with Carl's incredible stupidity, which seems to know no bounds, lehaim.
If you were to tell the aristorats joke, I know that you'd end it with "The Aristocrats!" I said that I believe that you COULD do it, I didn't say that you DID do it you dumb piece of shit. Learn to read you fucking idiot. Go back to school, did you even finish highschool you moron? If so, then keep going, it's obvious that the American education system has failed you miserably.
Do I need an improv class? Do I? Really? What you don't realize Fucktard, is that while you invent elaborate put-downs that you think are funny (but aren't), I'm not trying to be funny. I am calling you a retard because you show yourself to be stupid.
Why would I need a doctor to check on me? Falling asleep at someone's boring rambling (which had zero humour) is perfectly normal. Once again, Carl shows his idiocy.
Adam, your post doesn't make much sense - what am I ignorant of?
revenant
If you were to tell the aristorats joke, I know that you'd end it with "The Aristocrats!" I said that I believe that you COULD do it, I didn't say that you DID do it you dumb piece of shit. Learn to read you fucking idiot. Go back to school, did you even finish highschool you moron? If so, then keep going, it's obvious that the American education system has failed you miserably.
Do I need an improv class? Do I? Really? What you don't realize Fucktard, is that while you invent elaborate put-downs that you think are funny (but aren't), I'm not trying to be funny. I am calling you a retard because you show yourself to be stupid.
Why would I need a doctor to check on me? Falling asleep at someone's boring rambling (which had zero humour) is perfectly normal. Once again, Carl shows his idiocy.
Adam, your post doesn't make much sense - what am I ignorant of?
revenant
What does he have over me Adam - that he can come up with sick shit? That's not exactly impressive. But alright, since it is who asked me, and in a civil manner, I will take the high road and stop trading insults with Fucktard. He's really not worth my time, and should be beneath my notice.
However, I will still stop by here and there to say the occasional 'fuck you' since unlike other people here, I have a backbone. As I have come to know Fucktard over these last few days, I'm sure he will gloat like a little bitch over his hollow 'victory.' I hope that one day he realizes how big of a dumbass and douche he is and chokes on it... (or on his Dad's giz).
Laterz,
revenant
However, I will still stop by here and there to say the occasional 'fuck you' since unlike other people here, I have a backbone. As I have come to know Fucktard over these last few days, I'm sure he will gloat like a little bitch over his hollow 'victory.' I hope that one day he realizes how big of a dumbass and douche he is and chokes on it... (or on his Dad's giz).
Laterz,
revenant
Adam, why did you stop them? This shit was just starting to get interesting!
posted by: Joe's Podhole on Tue, 5/23 12:32 PM EDT
Because that fat fuck and that tiny shit for brains are getting embarassed about how many people are turning on them so they have to stop it. At the same time they are embarassed because people quit posting about how they "rock" once they stopped telling them to. I'm sure it will pick back up as soon as they tell them to post again. But I'll be here. On my blog. Waiting for dumb shits like you. Karma can be a bitch.
Next post will be soon!
Carl
Next post will be soon!
Carl
Fuck you both you kiss ass pussy losers. You smelly fat fuck and you stupid short person. This is the most pitiful thing I've ever witnessed. You act like bad asses until somebody whips a cock out that's bigger than yours. Pitiful. Damn. How are you gonna dig your way out of this one? I will NEVER stop thinking you're pussies and I will NEVER think you are funny and unlike you I will NEVER flip-flop on my beliefs of who I dislike. You PUSSIES. You fat fuck and you little pee-on. No wonder people are unsubscribing to your podcast. People only like stupidity for so long. Until they smarten up and realize there's so much more that so much funnier than you'll ever be. You're pitiful. Lame. Trying to kiss my ass. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU BOTH.
AND STAY OFF MY BLOG!
Carl
AND STAY OFF MY BLOG!
Carl
Dearest Carl,
Thanks for all your letters and comments. They are very much appreciated. I'm sure libsyn enjoys you spamming THEIR blog.
You may want to look up information on Schizophrenia, you seem like a prime candidate.
Please come to our forums and discuss all your issues there. Maybe even Podcast Alley. You sure seem like you have a lot to say and you're missing a lot of potential audience.
I'd like to invite you to come say "hi" at the upcoming expo. I'm curious to see how tall you are, since you are implying that I'm so short.
PS. There's no need to sign your comments. Do you see the part that says "posted by:", yea, that signs it for you. Its amazing how so many of the people that agree with you all post the same way.
Thanks for all your letters and comments. They are very much appreciated. I'm sure libsyn enjoys you spamming THEIR blog.
You may want to look up information on Schizophrenia, you seem like a prime candidate.
Please come to our forums and discuss all your issues there. Maybe even Podcast Alley. You sure seem like you have a lot to say and you're missing a lot of potential audience.
I'd like to invite you to come say "hi" at the upcoming expo. I'm curious to see how tall you are, since you are implying that I'm so short.
PS. There's no need to sign your comments. Do you see the part that says "posted by:", yea, that signs it for you. Its amazing how so many of the people that agree with you all post the same way.
posted by: The Non-fake Hollywood Adam on Wed, 5/24 10:17 AM EDT
Your rebutting is like the old, bogus SNL bits when they'd call themselves "The Grumpy Old Man" or "The Sleeping guy". You need to THINK about what you're going to write. Not just react and write at the same time. That's why you'll never get past bad language and dick jokes. that's because you know you're not funny. I mean in your heart. You know its true. That's why you won't go any further than this. that's why you are so concerned with what I write. So fat to be so small. And shorty, it makes you unable to be seen with the naked eye. I pity the unfunny like you.
I'm so lucky I'm not like you.
I'm so lucky I'm not like you.
Hahaha, very true. Carl is indeed pathetic. Get off my blog, you need permission to post on my blog, blah-dee-blah, what a dumbass. His desperate attempts to be funny are interesting - it's like watching a retard try to solve a math problem. However, I think we're encouraging him with our replies. Let's leave the retard alone to find a corner in a circular room. Good luck Carl.
Sweet, Carl is being gang-banged from all sides.
Guys, I think he's too stupid to realize that we're not trying to be funny because apparently that's what he's been trying to do all along, go figure.
I agree about leaving the pathetic fucktard alone to wallow in his own shit.
Guys, I think he's too stupid to realize that we're not trying to be funny because apparently that's what he's been trying to do all along, go figure.
I agree about leaving the pathetic fucktard alone to wallow in his own shit.
Running away from what scares you. That's why all those posting are either; fat, short, lonley or a nerd. Or like fat Patrick, you're all but one of those. The same for shorty. This Dungeons and Dragons approach to sparring with me verbally still lacks the one thing none of you will ever have. Wit. So lean on the words: FUCK, TARD, GAY, ASS, SHIT, PISS, DICK, COCK, CUM & SUCK. You'll need them in your very VERY small market. Now stay off my blog you bunch of fat, lonley nerds.
Carl
(Anyone feel like a "smarter" retort? I didn't think so.)
Carl
(Anyone feel like a "smarter" retort? I didn't think so.)
NLO Fuckin Rocks for all British people!
posted by: London on Mon, 5/29 08:47 AM EDT
look im carl! you can tell because it says it in the "posted by"
you know i think this carl thing is like "kilroy was here." the first few were carl, and then some peeps found it was fun, and soon that first carl left, but a second took his place...ahduno, maybe it's just the same fag. anyhoo, i wonder if this pings something everytime there's a comment. thatd be a lot of pings, damn strait.
you know i think this carl thing is like "kilroy was here." the first few were carl, and then some peeps found it was fun, and soon that first carl left, but a second took his place...ahduno, maybe it's just the same fag. anyhoo, i wonder if this pings something everytime there's a comment. thatd be a lot of pings, damn strait.
yeah get off my blog gizzes, fatties, fags. get off my blog, gizzes, get off my blog, fatties, get off my blog, fatties, get off my blog, gizzes, get off my blog fags, get off my blog, gizzes, get off my blog, gizzes, get off my blog, fatties, get off my blog fags.
Carl
Carl
wow, how lame can i be. coming back and checking this out every hour. maybe i should consider a change in lifestyle... nah. you guys are fags (i thought i'd be original with an insult this time)
Douchebag
oh, shit, i mean
Carl
Douchebag
oh, shit, i mean
Carl
posted by: Carl on Wed, 7/19 04:32 PM EDT
Carl, why do you expect anyone who posts on here to check back with in a day to respond to something you say? Also, how bored do you get, that you come to this page so much? One more thing, do you remember this post: "Yes! "Sucka ma Peeto!" Dumb shits. Over 1/2 of the
comments on this page that are "for" the ass holes are from the same 5 ip addresses. Hmmmm. Yeah. You have lots of loyal fans... Hmmmm... Fucking lying idiots.
posted by: Carl on Sun, 5/7 12:57 PM EDT"? It was apparently made by you. Tell me, how do you know what everyone's IP address is? Or do you know what my IP address is? Where do I live? Do you think I am Patrick or Adam(or as you like to call them fatso and shorty)?
And if don't respond to you, it has to be because you got me, and couldn't possibly be because I don't check this site everyday for a new comment.
comments on this page that are "for" the ass holes are from the same 5 ip addresses. Hmmmm. Yeah. You have lots of loyal fans... Hmmmm... Fucking lying idiots.
posted by: Carl on Sun, 5/7 12:57 PM EDT"? It was apparently made by you. Tell me, how do you know what everyone's IP address is? Or do you know what my IP address is? Where do I live? Do you think I am Patrick or Adam(or as you like to call them fatso and shorty)?
And if don't respond to you, it has to be because you got me, and couldn't possibly be because I don't check this site everyday for a new comment.
HOLY SHIT YOU CANT BEAT IT
posted by: Matt on Mon, 8/7 02:40 PM EDT
NLO Roxks i r nub
Cral o shit i cant spell, Cral, shit.. fuk it
Cral o shit i cant spell, Cral, shit.. fuk it
posted by: Carl on Fri, 9/1 04:34 AM EDT
NLO Fucking Rules!
Semi-Alpha fan/listener since episode 4!
Semi-Alpha fan/listener since episode 4!
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